should you decide to actually wear a nice shirt to church. Take for instance...the kind with beading down the front.
Your sensory seeking child will perpetually rub the beading resulting in two things.
1) Your face blushing because the rubbing could be seen as mildly inappropriate by a 3 1/2 year old grinning boy
2) Your shirt will not make it home with all the beads still gracing the front - which isn't all bad because you're thinking maybe you could actually wear it again minus the blushing now that it's no longer an irresistible sensory center!