I'm not sure when it started really. My passion for brew...of the smooth & dark roasted kind. But I MUST have at least three cups a day or I'm toast. (a little breakfast humor!)
As I was nursing my steamy cuppa this morning I noticed Jonathan staring at me. Or rather...a littler further south from my neckline than I wish...
When he caught my eye he responded...
Either you spilled some...
...or...
You're lactating coffee!
In true confession form...I spilled. But honestly...I drink so much that it coulda gone either way!
5 comments:
hilarious! i heart java too - must have for mama's of 3!!! ;0)
ha ha ha!!! I've never been a coffee fan believe it or not. Even when I worked 7p-7a at the hospital, everybody was addicted to it! I'm a diet soda junkie...or atleast i was until i gave birth to my kidney stone back in march. Now it is water 95% of the time. I do really love to walk down the coffe aisle at the grocery store though...smells sooo good!
This is precisely why I buy beige carpets, leather furniture, and black clothing. I spill coffee daily. Best friend at work is Tide Stain Stick. I have also passed the addiction to my eight year old daughter, which is when I started!
Dark liquid goodness! It's a cup full o' smiles. Don't know what I would do with out my morning cuppa. I like my green tea in the evening, but gotta start out with Joe.
lol!!!
This reminds me, a non-coffee drinker, of my cousin who is a single mom of 4 kids, one who has Aspergers Syndrome, that was SHOCKED when she realized I don't drink coffee, her response after the initial gasp was, "Oh M, you really should drink it. It makes you a better parent." :)
Does Diet Coke count? That's my caffeine fix. Even W pretends to have DC when it's a sippy cup full of water.
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