That's the thing with Teaching Hospitals you know...
they come equipped with teach-ees.
Today...we had a newbie doc (the where's the nearest exit eyes gave her away) doing rounds with an Observer. Capitalized for emphasis.
Trevy was sleeping so they whisked me off to a conference room to take his history.
Which I'm quite certain I can be heard dream reciting. She was VERY nervous...but did a good job overall. Especially when factoring in my tendency to scare people with my intensity. It's the Michelle Obama factor. ::grin::
Here's a snippet of our conversation that I just couldn't resist sharing...
She: Any complications at birth?
Me: The cord was around his neck...and he was blue...but started breathing on his own rather quickly.
She: The cord was around his neck?
Me: Mmmmm hmmmm
She: Do you know how many times?
Me : Ummm...not really...I was at the other end!
Observer: Doubled over at my clever wit